Remember that really stupid breed matching test I took that told me I should get a "yorkipoo", whatever that's supposed to be?
HA.
Well anyway, I found a much better test. Not that I'm looking for a new dog, but I'm just so annoyed with all the kids who want to pet my Tinky-Winky when we're walking. And for that matter, all the adults who want to talk about Tinky-Winky. And especially the creepy men who think she's a good excuse to come talk to me. It's not that I don't like people (though I really don't like people), but when I'm trying to have a walk with my dog, I just want to walk with my dog, not have a tea party. So why that leads to breed matching quizzes is, I thought to myself, "Self, we should get a really fugly, mean-looking dog next time, that way no one will bother us on our walks anymore."
So I googled and I found that Iams has a Dog Breed Selector.
How well does it work? Well, the first breed they recommend for me is... a shiba.
Iams. They're good.
HA.
Well anyway, I found a much better test. Not that I'm looking for a new dog, but I'm just so annoyed with all the kids who want to pet my Tinky-Winky when we're walking. And for that matter, all the adults who want to talk about Tinky-Winky. And especially the creepy men who think she's a good excuse to come talk to me. It's not that I don't like people (though I really don't like people), but when I'm trying to have a walk with my dog, I just want to walk with my dog, not have a tea party. So why that leads to breed matching quizzes is, I thought to myself, "Self, we should get a really fugly, mean-looking dog next time, that way no one will bother us on our walks anymore."
So I googled and I found that Iams has a Dog Breed Selector.
How well does it work? Well, the first breed they recommend for me is... a shiba.
Iams. They're good.
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